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notes to self, tues night

Offsite talk · 10 minutes · 6 slides

Speed is a choice.

A short talk on why the team got slower this year, what the checkout rewrite taught us, and the one thing everyone can do by Friday.

An empty conference room at dusk, light through the blinds 01 / 06

We got slower this year, and nobody decided to.

Same people, more headcount, longer projects. That's not a talent problem. It's a calendar problem.

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02 / 06
41%

of engineering time is spent in meetings, per our own survey.

meetings the work

Two days a week, gone before a line of code is written.

03 / 06

The checkout rewrite: planned 6 weeks, took 14.

PLANNED 6 wk ACTUAL 14 wk
Weeks 1 to 4Waiting on decisions that needed a meeting to exist
Weeks 5 to 10Two teams built the same thing twice, because alignment lived in people's heads
Weeks 11 to 14The actual work
04 / 06

Stop.

Status meetingsReplaced by a written update, read when you like
The weekly deckNobody reads it. We measured.
Pre-readsSame. If it matters, it goes in the update.
05 / 06

Start.

Written updatesLike this one. Decisions and owners, in writing, linkable.
Two no-meeting daysTuesday and Thursday. Calendars blocked by default.
Alignment is a docNot a meeting. If two teams disagree, they write it down and someone decides.
06 / 06

The ask: kill one meeting by Friday.

Pick the one you'd least miss. Replace it with a written update. We'll compare calendars at the next offsite.